Humanity has poor taste. Correction: The worst. For proof, look no further than the person sitting next to you ... That's right, wait until their phone rings and blasts the latest Shakira mega-hit (Full respect to bf Gerard Piqué. Visca Barça!).

Coupled with humanity's bad taste, is humanity's uncountable urge to spend money on said bad taste, and in the case here, booty-shakin', Colombian-sung god-awful ringtones. Waka Waka indeed.

Thing is, and here's a little gem they don't teach you at bu [...]

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